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The Complete Manual Of Things That Might Kill You
As amazing as the internet has beenw ith providing us with some of the most progressive and easily accessible information, it has increased our ability to mindlessly self-diagnose. Why not skip Yahoo Health all together whenever you find a mole, bug bite or an "abnormal" sneeze and really get down to business. Learn about all the ways you can go with The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You ($14), the ultimate self-diagnosis reference dedicated to hypochondriacs. Sure you'll probably turn into even more of a xenophobe but hey, at least you know.
I'm going to do everything in my power to make sure Joe never reads this book. It'll be better for all of us.
The Stretchy And Elastic Limbo Kid
If this doesn't fudge your brain, I don't know what will.
This 6 year old boy from India has set a goal for himself to limbo skate under 100 cars in under one minute. The video above shows just how he manages to roll his body underneath an automobile, displacing about 8 inches above the ground. So far he has managed to make it under 57 cars. So let's see, that's approximately 1 second per car while his ideal time would be about half a second per car. Who wants to to do the math for needed speed? ...Because my brain just fried from watching the video.
Star Wars fans of Japan rejoice! This summer you will be the first to get your hands on these two official Star Wars USB hubs. Available in both R2-D2 and Vader form, these hubs are equipped with four full-speed USB sockets and three feet of USB cable. Being officially Star Wars, it's a given they'd have a little va va voom to them. R2's head can actually spin, he lights up and makes a "genuine Star Wars sound effect" every 3 minutes. Vader also has sound effects along with glowing eyes. They will be going for about $66.00 each.
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Wall-E comes out tomorrow! EEeeeeeEEEeee! Ok, I'm over it.
So! In celebration of the newest addition to the Summer Movie Blockbuster Club are these retro styled Wall-E posters by designer Eric Tan. I first saw them about a week or so ago, but felt that maybe it was too early to post. But since I have such high expectations for this film, it seems only fair that they be posted today.
Seriously though, Wall-E, there's no pressure. The last summer film I saw was The Happening, so even a guy picking his nose would be satisfactory at this point.
Be sure to check out the interview with Eric on io9.
I don't really know much about wine except how to drink it. Considering I'm a pretty rash and inappropriate person, these wine bottle gift tags are way up my alley and around the corner. Except for the regifting one. I'm not a successful exerciser of that skill.
If you like making fun of your friends for being your friend, keep up your class game with the 6 tag set available from PoppTag for $19.99. Hey, it'll keep them all fooled for at least another 6 dinner parties. After that? HA! You're on your own, buddy.
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Web MD already makes me super paranoid, that manual would ensure that I never leave my bed again.