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Michael Bay's Rejected Batman Script

So someone claims to have leaked images of a rejected script that Michale Bay wrote for the next Batman film, The Dark Knight. While I have no authority to declare this a legit script or not, I really wouldn't be that surprised if he did. Oh boy, is that saying a lot. Check out some of the other pages here for a good laugh at Michael Bay's expense.
Ian Curtis Of Joy Division's Headstone Stolen
Sometime between Tuesday and Wednesday of this past week, the head stone of Joy Division's late frontman, Ian Curtis, was stolen from his grave in Cheshire. In 1980 Curtis hanged himself and was buried with the inscription "Love Will Tear Us Apart". There are currently no leads.
If there were words to express what I feel about this, I still wouldn't even know what they were. It's sad and quite frankly, its sickening. Let's hope the headstone will return to where it belongs to honor someone who left this world too soon.

With growing cases of ADD, you can't expect anyone not to fidget with the remote while sitting for some quality TV time. Sure, today's remote controls have lots of neat buttons that do lots of neat things, but sometimes just pushing "Channel +" over and over again gets redundant, boring and really...kind of scary. Spark up TV time with this very retro ray gun controller. Just imagine all the annoying TV personalities that you can literally shoot away. Ryan Seacrest anyone?
The Channel Changer Ray Gun is available to pre-order from Play.com for about $18.00.
Disclaimer: The Daily Dairy does not support shooting Ryan Seacrest. We just don't have the kind of money to get us out of that kind of mess...
NES Cartridge Is The Whole Shebang

And to think that I would had ever been impressed by the NES cartridge NES system when this James Dean of a cartridge doesn't even need anything to rock out. This crazy mod by Darkeru is not only an NES console squeezed into a game cartridge, but also the controls and an LED screen. Wow, that's a whole lot of squeezing. So where's all the Nintendo juice?

Fold up chairs aren't too bad for temporary and/or spontaneous sitting, but hell, they sure aren't fancy. So screw them! No, seriously. With the Twist Chair you can easily install the cork-screw base anywhere, assuming you're... you know, outside. Think about it, you can actually screw UP the seating and nobody would be mad. That is unless they wanted to sit, because then you should probably reinstall. You know, this would be a pretty dangerous tool to put in my hands. Not only will I bust up your lawn for ultimate spontaneous sitting pleasure, but I'll probably attack you with the chair too. Yeah, it's a problem but I'm working on it.
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Real Ultimate Power > Michael Bay
Holy shit, that would have been the best movie ever made. Why would they pass it up? Tanks in the explosion!! COME ON!
That screw chair is in interesting design. Looks almost practical for outdoor situations. I still prefer the bulky fold up camping chairs, though.
"pyrotechnics erupt in the distance. guitar solo"
whoever wrote it is fucking brilliant.
LMAO, that script can't be real. If it is, Michael Bay didn't take it seriously. LOL "Let's hack the internet".