theturk
Last Logged In: 3 weeks, 2 days ago
Gamer Since: over 3 years ago
Gamer Details
Location: Swoyersville, PA, USA
Bio: Video Games are fun. Sometimes. Or not. Sometimes, they aren't fun. Other times, people you play the video games with aren't fun, not the game. Most of the time, games are fun. 60% I'd say.
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Last Crusade (the best in my opinion)
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Halo (first and second, but mostly the first)
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What can I say that hasn't already been said about the game that got me back into games?
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When you're tired of racial epithets being hurled at you by the nine-year old kids playing Halo 2 on Xbox live, well, that's when you truly appreciate the relatively normal nine-year old kids who play Ghost Recon on Xbox Live. Either way, this game on Live is better than any other I've played.
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I'm not sure, but I'm failry certain the 'Sticky Shocker' is actually in reference to a) a rapper, or b) a lewd gesture that one of the Galasso boys gave me when I was leaving the supermarket. Damned kids and their music.
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"There's nothing quite like riding a horse and shooting a flaming arrow into an Indian at the same time." ---Abraham Lincoln
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Mercenaries (and any other games that Peter Stormare voices)
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The game that really makes you stop and wonder, Where is pancake's house?
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Guitar Hero (except when you play it for too long and you look away and everything looks like it's going up)
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I can't wait until it comes out on 360! I just hope that by then they've found a way to incorporate the 'receive fellatio by girl during aftershow party' button. Lord knows I have.
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I'd play the new ones if only I had a faster computer, more time on my hands, no social life to speak of, no job, no hobbies, no fiancee, no friends, and most certainly no earthly reason to leave my room. And I'd need a faster computer.
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Wii Bowling, Golf, Baseball (pitching moreso than hitting)
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It IS a fun game to play, to be certain, and although I hesitate to back up any opinion of mine by quoting ATHF, it's kind of like a moped: fun to ride until your friends see you on it.
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Go ahead. I'll let you make your own jokes about having 'em.
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If you cared enough, I'd pick 2004 as my favorite. But then again, if the designers of this game cared enough, they might stop patting themselves on the back over what a perfect game they've got on their hands, and start making more modifications throughout the years other than the 'change upholstery on the couch in your bachelor pad' option.
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A long time ago in a galaxy where sniping 300 enemy in one battle and not dying once was pretty common...
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FIFA Soccer (no specific year in particular)
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I'm not going to tell you how to headbutt an opposing player in this game. I'm just going to tell you that yes, you can.
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What better way to celebrate the evolution of mankind than by observing some of its ranks jumping 30 feet in the air?
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Tony Hawk's Pro Skater II for PS1
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This takes me back to Joe's crazy-ass roommate freshman year who got high and raided his parents' bank account to buy bongs for all of his deadbeat friends. The beach in California and the School were the best boards by far.
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My Articles
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Xbox 360 Woes
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Posted Jun 19, 2007 at 09:48PM in
Blog
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Video Game Movies: Part II
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Posted Jun 16, 2007 at 04:33PM in
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Preview - Gouge Eye Massacre
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Posted Jun 15, 2007 at 10:55AM in
News
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Halo 3 Beta
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Posted Jun 14, 2007 at 02:35PM in
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Posted Jun 08, 2007 at 11:25AM in
Review
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Why do Video Games make Bad Movies?
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Posted Jun 06, 2007 at 11:39AM in
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Burnin' the Midnight Oil
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Posted Jun 02, 2007 at 02:23PM in
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Posted Jun 01, 2007 at 01:58PM in
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Another View on the Wii
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Posted Jun 01, 2007 at 11:29AM in
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Sleepytime at Gamervision: Where REM meets RAM
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Posted May 25, 2007 at 06:42PM in
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What's happening, man? Long time no ... anything.
Hey, don't forget about the Gamervision GTA IV event on Sunday night at 9:00, eastern time. Send me or any other GV staffers your Xbox Live Gamertag, and we'll invite you over. All of Gamervision looks forward to running you over and lighting you up with rockets!
Congratulations (getting sick of hearing that yet?). The Wii is coming!
yo matt- i hope you enjoyed the rest of your time drinking beer and belching with the guys in ocean city.
What's up? Get a PS3. Resistance online is awesome.
your avatar looks like the bathroom sink after you shave. just jiving!
I just might be seeing it tomorrow, there is still hope!
I must break you.
Fett car. Read the whole article here.
I was up till 5 working on this. The Mandelorian Insignia on the hood and the Fett Drop of Blood on the side.
I was only kidding. :D I believe ya!
LoL. "You got red on you" -Shawn of the dead
So you haven't shaved in a while? Heheh
Wow, you sure do know some big words. Now, use them in a sentence.
A new stop sign? Things seem to be progressing nicely in Swoyersville.
I do just fine, what's up with your avatar?
Hello! So, what's Swoyersville like this time of year?
The only one that would fit my bill would be the James Cameron Alien. But... The Abyss is a better sci-fi movie, and I honestly don't know what I would move off of the list. Well, maybe a Matrix movie, but I am the only non-cross dressing freak that thought that all three of the movies were as good as the first...
"You are one ugly mutha' fucka'"
I am finally caving and buying Guitar Hero 2 this week. We have to play it before the final Sopranos episode to drive the big kahuna insane.
A plumber named Mario can
Save princesses like no other man
The lesson he teaches
Without words nor speeches
Is eat mushrooms fist over hand.