Oh. My. God. If that isn't the most pants-creamingest thing I've ever seen, I don't know what is. Well, maybe Olivia Wilde. Anyway, so these are some Tron-centric controllers on display at E3 (photographed by everyone's favorite miscreant, Jonathan H. Cooper), and today I'm talking to you as an incredibly sad man. You see, these controllers are just for looking, and not for touching. Don't even get me started on the fact that I'll never own one of these. It's a sad day in America, my friends. Look at the way that goregous light blue compliments the sleek, glossly black controller with what appears to be rubberized grips on the side. Are you looking?

That PS3 controller even has lighted d-pad buttons, and that makes me want to smash the glass with my face, and just start dry humping the hell out of those things. That might make me a disturbed man. I'm not going to argue with you on that. You honestly can't deny the appeal this things have, and you also can't deny how quickly these would sell out if they were ever put on the market. I'd probably pay upwards of my whole life's savings, which isn't much I can assure you, but I'd definitely hand a large lump some of money to whoever would take it just so I could hold one of these in my sweaty, perverted hands.