Yes, that's right America. Eric Cartman is coming to Rock Band next week with his absolutely soul-crushing cover of Lady Gaga's "Poker Face." Seriously, Cartman brings down the house with his smooth vocals, amazing ability to replicate the libido-challenging lyrics of Lady Gaga, and funky fresh moves sure to make your bulge grow. Also, the regular version of Lady Gaga's song will be coming out, in addition to three other sexually-charged dance "hits."

Personally, I couldn't care less about the Lady Gaga stuff. I just don't think her music translates well to three plastic insturments since none of the peripherals you get are a synthsizer. That said, I couldn't be happier that she's got such a good sense of humor she's letting Harmonix release a version of Cartman's version from last season's South Park. Of course, now you'll have to deal with a litany of Cartman impersonators, but that's still better than having to listen to the real Lady Gaga.

Check out all the details below.

“Lady Gaga Pack 01” will include “Bad Romance,” “Just Dance,” “Monster” and “Poker Face” and will be available for purchase as “Lady Gaga Pack 01” as well as individual tracks on Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 system, and as individual tracks only on Wii. Lady Gaga is touring Europe and the United States this spring and fall, as part of her successful Monster Ball tour. For more information on tour dates, please visit www.ladygaga.com.

Additionally, a special version of Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face,” made famous bySouth Park’s Eric Cartman, will also be available in theRock Band Music Store next week. The track first appeared in the “Whale Whores” episode which will re-air on COMEDY CENTRAL March 16 at 10:30 p.m. ET/PT. The 14th season of COMEDY CENTRAL’s Emmy and Peabody Award-winning seriesSouth Park premieres Wednesday, March 17 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT.

MTV Networks is celebrating Lady Gaga’s debut inRock Band across its television channels, including the following:

·         MTV: “Bad Romance” video rotation during music hours, 30-minute Lady Gaga video blocks on MTV Hits, the debut of Lady Gaga’s new video “Telephone,” a collaboration with Beyonce, and an airing of the Lady Gaga episode ofAmerica’s Best Dance Crew March 16 (also on MTV2)

·         Palladia: Airings of Lady Gaga performance specials including,London Live (airing March 10, 13, 16, 21 and 24),VFest (March 20 and 26) and the2009 MTV Video Music Awards (March 19 and 20)

·         Logo: An airing ofLondon Live andNewNowNext PopLab Lady Gaga Edition (March 16)

Price:     $1.99 USD, £.99 UK, €1.49 EU (160 Microsoft Points for Xbox 360) per track
               $6.99, £3.49 UK, €5.29 EU (560 Microsoft Points for Xbox 360) for “Lady Gaga Pack 01”
               $2.00 USD (200 Wii Points™) per track

** Dates for Rock Band game tracks are tentative and subject to change. **