Apparently, Atlus doesn't think you've heard enough dick jokes today. In all honesty, I can't blame them. Odds are, unless you work in the Gamervision office, you miss out on loads comedy involving male genitalia. See? Ten seconds into the article and there's already one joke about wieners. We, like most of the internet, love that sort of thing, which is why we also love this new 3D Dot Game Heroes trailer. Atlus just... gets us. Take a look, and be sure to read some quotes from the geniuses that are marketing the game, posted below.

Here's part of the press release, too, because the video itself doesn't really make the point clear enough: "It's not easy being the Hero of any kingdom," commented an anonymous savior as he adjusted his bomb sack.  "Sometimes, you can't help but think that maybe life is a bit easier for other adventurers, that they're having a better time slaying evil and whatnot.  That's why this video vignette and the service it promotes are so important: you can finally get that much-needed confidence you're lacking!"

Get it? It's like a dick size thing. If that's not class, I don't know what is. 3D Dot Game Heroes is out on May 11th, and will only cost $39.99. At that price, there's literally no reason not to buy it. Well, unless you don't like fun, or comedy. Or funedy. Crap, write that word down, don't forget it.