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by Nikkita
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After just 5 minutes of playing Cooking Mama, it's guaranteed you'll never forget her voice. Whenever I see any screens and quotes from the game, apron included, I mentally read it in her voice and then I claw my eyes and ears out. It's how I roll. But despite the fact that Cooking Mama haunts my dreams and my consciousness, doesn't mean we can't give credit where credit is due. Just look at the craftsmanship on that felt appliqué. Beautiful!
Want to make your own Cooking Mama apron? Check out Craftster crafterbation's (gasp!) tutorial.
Mannequin Speaker System - Someone Stole Our Girl!!
I can't say that I'm writing about this Mannequin stereo MP3 listening device thing because I'm interested. To be honest, it just kind of skeeves me out. But what I've discovered is that our in-office mannequin, LOLButtz (yes, that's her name) has been moonlighting as Bob Turek's Stereo. Granted, our girl's arms are a bit shorter (or you know, non existent), but I think that's just because it gets pretty cold in the office at night.
What's done is done and there's a certain lady that's got some explaining to do. What do you have to say for yourself now, LOLButtz?
Found Space Tiles (aka The New Flesh)
We've already featured some bleeding, sweaty and melty tiles. As for these? Well, I don't really know what to say or how to describe them so I left it up to someone else. What I do know is I'm now suffering from Videodrome flashbacks. I never would have thought that Debbie Harry being a brunette could be so dangerous.
much like appropriating found objects, these tiles are made using the found spaces between bodies and architectural surfaces, and turned into positive forms. the design process is incidental; the forms happen, they aren't sculpted or orchestrated. the resulting tiles are a formal hybrid between two very necessary and basic architectural elements, the body and the wall. part body and part wall, the tiles echo the presence of a person, a posture, and literally reach-out to be touched.
Long live the new flesh! I mean... Oh God! James Woods, make it stop!!
Etsy and Portal were like a match made in heaven when it came to the awesome Aperture Science buttons by the Slevin11 shop featured long ago, but Etsy still has more to offer when it comes to Companion Cubes, portals and science.
Hand Painted Portal Slip On Shoes
Available in a men's size 7 (ladies' size 9), you'll save just as much time travelling through a portal just by not having to tie your shoes. Oh, and they're awesome.
Available from the DoWoMo shop for $35.00.
The Cake Is A Lie Cake Stand
How is the cake a lie when I can see AND eat it? Whatever, I'll accept any form of cake, even if it's dishonest.
Available from the geekdetails shop for $75.00.
Portal Zip-Up Hoodie
Simplicity is key when it comes to geek chic. Sales are pretty important too and lucky for you, this hoodie has been marked down.
Available from the 16BIT shop for $35.00 (originally $47.00).
And once again...
The Infamous Aperture Science Buttons
I've posted them once and I'll post them again. They're just that fantastic. They're also available in black, flourescent and magnet form! The options don't end there either. Pokemon, Longcat, Team Fortress 2 and a whole lot more, all in button form.
Available from the Slevin11 shop for $20.00 (for 30 buttons)
Handlebar Key Plugs - Not Quite Ben Hur But Close Enough
It's getting tight out there for bicyclists and motorists who don't know how to live in harmony. Unfortunately the result is not a musical classic involving a lot of pansy dancing in alleyways and a pair of star crossed lovers, but rather a bunch of accidents and even more bad words exchanged. At least if you're a vengeful cyclist, you can punish the careless and oblivious who get a little too close by keying their car with your handlebars. Then again, they might get pissed and run you over. Cars can do that after all.
Learn more about the Biker's Revenge (and some rather conflicting reactions) here on TheRecordPlayer.
Zombie killing/hunting is not a game or a sport, but it definitely involves teamwork. I mean, until your teammate gets bitten and turns into a zombie. Then you should totally shoot them. Yeah, you just try and tell me there's no "i" in team then. Anyway, in times of desperation, we band together so make your service known with the Intramural Zombie Hunter tee. Each tee can be customized with your last name printed on the back and "multiple levels of gore" all over.
The Intramural Zombie Hunter tee is available from SEIBEI for $24.00.
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Comments
I would so sport the Portal apparel. Both the shoes and the hoodie are awesome! Also, I want that speaker set!
Nekkid speakers make me uncomfortable. I'm glad LOLbuttz has the common decency to put some tape on.
Dude, I so am getting a zombie t-shirt.
I REALLY want that cake stand, but not for $75.
LOL Apples New Product
iPons support zunes? Sheesh, LOLButtz is a hussy.
oh my god motorists get so mad when you touch their cars just with your hands...i cannot imagine the beat-downs that would occur if your actually keyed their cars.
I'd also like to add that I'm not surpised that LOLbuttz is kind of skanky. Just look at that dollar bill.
she was saving up for a rita's water ice