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Today on the Dairy: Journey, cat butts and the McNuggitini!

Journey - Shot By Shot


There's a lot of thoughts that come to mind when I watch the "masterpiece" which is the video for Journey's "Separate Ways". Redoing the video shot by shot was never one of them. What can I say? My passion is sub par to that of Steve Perry. That man just LOVES emotion.


Today At Gamervision

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Today, Dom bought a giant bag of packing peanuts for shipments and while I've always admired packing peanuts, I never realized just how amusing they are. Needless to say, we took turns throwing the bag in the air and hugging it.

And now we're having a giant zombie debate.

Best job ever?


Cat Butt Museum?

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Like I've said too many times before, sometimes it's better not to ask questions. Therefore I will honor my own request and not ask Zane where she found this. The fact is she did.

Mission Statement

We endeavor to create, collect, and present visual expressions which demonstrate the power of the cat butt and its message in art. We also undertake the responsibility of educating the community about cats' butts and their own various forms of expression.

So why cat butts? I'll leave that up to the Cat Butt Museum to explain...


McNuggitini

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I'm not too sure what these lovely ladies were drinking when they decided that a chicken nugget alcoholic beverage was a good idea, but it was probably something really strong and in great volume. But without further ado, I present to you the McNuggitini.

Warning: this recipe may cause you to vomit in your mouth.

Recipe by Alie and Georgia

Prep Time: 5 minutes
Cook Time: 0 minutes
Yield: 2 servings

Ingredients

2 McNuggz (plus more for snacking)
1 tub McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce (plus more for licking off pinky finger)
1 lg. Mcdonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake (plus more for bringing all the boys to the yard)
1 bottle Vanilla Vodka (recommended brand: Absolut)

Open the McDonalds bag. Eat one McNugg each, followed by two bites of the Filet-o-Fish (make sure you don’t tell anyone that you eat Filet-o-Fishes).

Mix three or four shots of vanilla vodka in the McDonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake, followed by one shot each directly into your mouth.

Rim each martini glass with McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce, and pour milkshake/vodka mixture into the glass. Garnish with a McNugg (which is to be swiped along barbeque sauce rimmed glass after the milkshake has been finished, and consumed with pure, unadulterated glee).

Only in America do you have the ample oppurtunity of becoming an obese alcoholic. God bless those stars and stripes!

[via Geekologie]


Zombie Defense Hoodie

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While we're still on the subject of zombies here at GV HQ, here's a hoodie that just may save your life. The inside of the hood is actually printed to look like a brain so that the next time you're attacked by a zombie, the hood will distract them while you escape from your hoodie and flee to safety. Then again, "safety" is a very relative term when it comes to zombies.

The Zombie Brains Hoodie is available from ThinkGeek for $50.99.


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  • RIDLEYhowmanytimesmustIpwnU
    RIDLEYhowmanytimesmustIpwnU

    Nikkita, i find your daily dairy very special to me...in fact, i've forced myself to get used to this whole new GV layout (and bypass that wretched green) just for you.

  • loltim
    loltim

    Wow...that is a killer compliment from ridley. She puts up with our crap for you, Nikkita.

    I hope she never learns that the Dairy can be seen at its own separate site....

  • LionHeadTM
    LionHeadTM

    Journey = the answer to life

  • Nikkita
    Nikkita

    I know, Timmy! I'm eternally flattered!

  • RIDLEYhowmanytimesmustIpwnU
    RIDLEYhowmanytimesmustIpwnU

    @loltim: LOL, Tim XD

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