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Today on the Dairy: 4th Of July-ness!

                       

 Ah, the 4th of July . Like many other holidays, we have completely done away with its meaning but kept the color scheme so we can guide our guests with overly "patriotic" decorations to our bodacious barbecues where they will eat hundreds of hamburgers and drink copious amounts of alcoholic beverages. If that wasn't fulfilling enough, we then proceed to play with fire and blow shit up. It really goes without saying that I love this silly holiday, but if I have to wake up to the sound of cannons or whatever it was they were blasting off last Memorial Day, there will be hell to pay.

Now despite all the food and booze, it's really the fireworks that make Independence Day special, so let us pay homage to them, the stupid people they attack, nostalgia and silly patriotism at its finest. Take it away, Muppets!

                       

                        

                         

                         

                         

                        

                        

                        

                        

 And if things go wrong, don't forget...

                       

 Have wonderful and safe holiday! Enjoy the skies and wait 30 minutes after eating before going in the pool. Also, if you see a bunch of drunk renegades in a pickup truck, doing keg stands in the back while setting off giant rockets, do not hesitate to call the police. They're getting paid extra after all.