Man Owns Every Super Soaker Ever

What's the story here? Well, this man owns every model of the Super Soaker, ever, to date. Why? Well sir and/or maam, I'd like to ask you one question. Why not?

Zune Originals 

First of all I have an iPod which I am more than satisified with. And second I use a mac, and am not into PC's. I have no need to bash the Zune since I clearly know nothing about it, and as far as I know, Coop is happy with his. I will give the Zune credit for looking really funkin' snazzy. 

A bundle of hip awesome artists have released 27 laser-etched designs for any Zune to update it's status from groove maker to groovy (hey now, that's a selling point for some). Prices vary from $250 for the 80GB to $150 for the 4GB.

Xbox 360 Is Soft and Furry 

I've seen a lot of face plates. Some store bought, and some home made. Some cool, and some really lame. Some original, some very generic. These fuzzy plates I'd say falls under original and cool because it actually gives the Xbox a completely different look. Available in cow and cheetah, for both the console and its controller for $16. 

R2-D2 Still Services You 

First we use our favorite robot (up yours C-3PO!) as a receptacle for letters. And now for trash. And hey, he can't complain! He just loves to make you happy.  Imported from Japan, he's been marked down from $149.99 to $99.99.

Awesome. 

Flava Flav Purse 

All right, I know sarcasm has gotten pretty comfortable in the Dairy, but I need to be blunt here. What the hell is this? Why on earth would you pay $35 for it? Why? For one, that is faux leather. Two, those are faux diamonds. And three, that's a big ass clock on the side of your bag!

I think they've missed a serious warning. Something like "bag includes Flava Flav and his neck as bag carrier." The people need to know what they're being sold!

Gibson Robotic Self Tuning Guitar 

I present to you: The Gibson Robot Guitar. Essentially it is a self-tuning Les Paul and will be ready right in time for the holidays, December 12th. 

I have to say, this does kind of make me sad. I see a musician as more than someone who can strum on some power chords. When you got the ear for the music, then you are gold pony boy. It's already unsettling enough that people can't tune their guitar without an electronic tuner, but a robotic self tuner? I'm unnerved.   

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