Today we're taking some time to appreciate a bit of the old ultra-violence...

The Back Up

 Yes, this IS legit. I even called the number. So having a gun is one bad idea. Sleeping with it is even worse.  

In case you do have the urge to purchase one of these, make sure your children know they'll be better off not knocking on your door when they have a nightmare. That'll learn them. 

Hello Kitty Assault Rifle

A gun you may want to sleep with... 

Joke or not, this has ASSAULTED my childhood. I grew up obsessing over Hello Kitty pens, erasers, and other such studious distractees. I guess other fans have grown up too with a little extra blood lust. More and more, the stationary crap I use to love is disturbing me and invading my dreams turned nightmares. 

When was the last time you looked in the mirror, Hello Kitty?

'Cause you've changed.

Decipher The Zodiac's Cipher

You into serial killers? Great, me too.

Those of you who aren't probably know of the Zodiac Killer by now, thanks to Hollywood and Jake Gyllenhal. Anywho, the Zodiac killer is most famous for mysterious ciphers which he sent to the police. The first one of which had been solved by a teacher and his wife. The following cipher however remains unsolved. Click a symbol to substitute it with a letter. See if you can decipher the cipher!

Wow, the Zodiac Killer predicted the greatest website ever!

FPS Vest

Some people are pretty into their video games and as more realistic things seem to be getting, the deeper gamers are will dive. So the question is, are you willing to dish out $189 to feel yourself get shot in a game? The 3rd Space Vest can do just that. Compatible with Quake 3, Quake 4, Call of Duty, and Doom 3, the vest has eight pneumatically-actuated pressure cells which simulate the direction and force of the shot you will fall victim to.

Finally you and your friends can safely shoot eachother. Because we all know that video games make you want to shoot your friends. 

 

Boy Suspended For Stick Figure

A second grader was suspended from school after drawing a figure with a gun. To the kid's defense, he claimed it was a water gun. The boy had given the drawing to a friend on the bus whose parents complained to the school.

Wow... ladies and gentleman, we are slowly driving our society to complete and utter stupidfication. As lame as I find parent's self-titled "Holier than Thou" attitude these days, I understand taking precatuions...I guess. But the school? Right, because a one day suspension is going to keep a school safe, and set an example that such "behavior is not tolerated"

Take a fucking chill pill.  

Dinosaur Robot: Can and Will Kill You

If I were to tell you there is a fire breathing robotic dinosaur, would you believe me? Well Watson, it looks like you'll have to. His name is Robosaurus, and he needs a home. That's right. The words are coming out of my mouth,

Robosaurus. Is. For. Sale.

All 40 ft and 31 tons will be auctioned off. And yes, he eats cars. And fire. And he breathes fire while he eats fire. 

I keep getting flash backs to that old school episode of the Simpsons...

 

And just because I need to say it...

I love you, jack.