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Jurassic Park - Continue?

Oh God There Are Raptors in Here!

by Raccoonacorn

Series Continue?

Yo, as a kid, we all wanted to be Dr. Grant from Jurassic Park. Then the movie went on a bit longer and we wanted to be the dude that maintained the raptor pen. Then those mother f'ing raptors busted out and...well you can figure out what we wanted. We wanted to slice up stranded scientists and children with our totally sweet toe-talons.*

Jurassic Park the game gives you two out of three of those things. There is no option to play as a raptor maintenance man, but I am sure the ill-fated raptor dung cleaning sim was dropped in the last phase of the game's development cycle.

*In this entire paragraph, take "we" to mean "me". If you directly replace the words, it kind of sounds like I am talking in a caveman voice. Reading is fun!

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  • Raynin Blud
    Raynin Blud

    Maybe my favorite game on Genesis. I had the back of the manual filled with codes for all the levels.

  • ケイ・アレックス
    ケイ・アレックス

    I remember playing this and the version for Gameboy that confused the hell out of me.

  • hangwire
    hangwire

    what is that music from the intro from? seems so familiar?!?!??!

  • Raccoonacorn
    Raccoonacorn

    @Hangwire - It's Chromelodeon. They were located in Philly, I don't think they make music anymore, though.

  • Tentacle Chow
    Tentacle Chow

    I hated this game. It was right around this time all these platformers came out that all played alike. Particularly on the Genesis. Some were okay but most, like this were mediocre. Fortunately the next generation of consoles was right around the corner. Funny thing is I still have this game. Couldn't bring myself to get rid of it.

  • JoeDoesntlikestuff
    JoeDoesntlikestuff

    "Or you could be fucking a raptor"

    Last level can still suck my balls

  • hangwire
    hangwire

    sorry, i thought the music was from a video game :idk:

  • PimblyCharles
    PimblyCharles

    Awesome intro! Dah dah... dah dah.. dah dah dah! I rented this a few times as a kid, and remember it being hard as hell. Great episode guys

  • Raccoonacorn
    Raccoonacorn

    @Hangwire: It might be! They did a lot of game covers. I'll look into it, but if I don't respond, send me a message to remind my forgetful ass.

    @ JoeDoesn't: Agreed, fuck that level. God damn mercs and their diagonal lightning!

  • Goomers
    Goomers

    i hated this game. the t rex terrified me.

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